About MelanieGriffithMontieUB
Monica Potter:
Monica Potter
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Information:
Name: Monica Potter
Born: 1971-06-30
Height: 1.7
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Filmography:
A Cool, Dry Place (1998), Con Air (1997), The Making of 'Along Came a Spider' (2001), Bulletproof (1996), I'm with Lucy (2002)
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James Woods:
James Woods Nude
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Information:
Name: James Woods
Born: 1947-04-18
Height: 1.83
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Filmography:
The Boost (1988), Founding Brothers (2002), 7th Annual American Cinema Awards (1990), True Crime: The Scene of the Crime (1999), AFI Life Achievement Award: A Tribute to Robert De Niro (2003)
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Q: What did
the
bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?
A: Ok
you 2, dont start anything
BlagdanMawrthTM
Doctor, Doctor I've got bad teeth,
foul breath and smelly feet.
Sounds like you've got Foot and
Mouth disease!
DAngeloLukOz
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bobby
!
Bobby who ?
Bobby-n up and down like this !
CulhwchFultonsO
What kind of monster is safe
to put in the
washing machine?-
A wash and wear wolf
OrdmanOrlandoKP
What's the difference between a penis and a
bonus?
Your wife will always blow your bonus!
ClarkeEzerabm
Where did the pilgrims land when they came to
America ?
On their feet !
StormDarbaJ
Did you hear about the whale who
couldn't keep a
secret?
He was a blubber mouth!
AlfridAldwynAG
There are only two four letter words that are
offensive to men:
"don't" and "stop".
ChristopheYoung-NamGO
If the
State of the Union is really "the
best it's ever been"
Why do we "need" dozens of new government
programs to fix it!
BrookeWetherlylk
"Doctor, are you sure I'm suffering
from pneumonia? I've heared once about a doctor treating someone
with
pneumonia and finally he died of typhus."
"Don't worry, it
won't happen to me. If I treat someone with
pneumonia he will die
of pneumonia."
GowyrObedNx