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Isla Fisher:
Isla Fisher
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Information:
Name: Isla Fisher
Born: 1976-02-03
Height: 1.6
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Filmography:
Hearts and Bones (2000), The Wannabes (2003), Entertainment Tonight (2007), Bum Magnet (1997), Random Acts of Intimacy (2002)
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Brandon Beemer:
Brandon Beemer Nude
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Information:
Name: Brandon Beemer
Born: 1980-02-27
Height: 1.8
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Filmography:
Days of Our Lives (2007), I Wanna Be a Soap Star (2007), The Bold and the Beautiful (0), The Tyra Banks Show (2007), Suits on the Loose (2005)
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"What did Shawn
like most about his
trip to Paris?" "He said it was lovely to hear the
French pheasants
singing the Mayonnaise."
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What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension
headache?
A bad mood!
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An English professor wrote the words, "Woman
without her
man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed his
students to
punctuate it correctly.
The men wrote: "Woman, without her
man, is nothing."
The women wrote: "Woman: Without her, man is
nothing."
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Why did the Ape jump off the building?
He
wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!
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Teacher: What can you tell me about the
Dead Sea?
Pupil: Dead ?, I didn't even know he was sick !
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A cop pulls a car over on the highway for
speeding. When he asks for the driver's license, the driver argued,
"Speeding??? But officer, I was only trying to keep a safe distance
between
my car the the car in back of me."
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Colin
!
Colin who ?
Colin all cars, Colin all cars !
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Why did the Aggie think the weatherman got the
sunny forecast wrong?
-The Aggie drove through a car
wash
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Customer: You
said these pants were pure
wool, but the label says "all cotton."
Salesman: Oh, that's just to
keep the moths away.
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'Five dollars for one question!' said the girl
to the fortune-teller.
'That's very expensive,isn't it
?'
'Next!'
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